how u doin?

emogender:

mankind? No. man mean

(via joshpeck)

urbancatfitters:

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

(via paprika)

thebigblackwolfe:
“ bookishboi:
“ freshest-tittymilk:
“ cultureunseen:
“ Obama and _____
Obama and Oprah Winfrey
Obama and Denzel Washington
Obama and Stevie Wonder
Obama and Jackie Chan
Obama and Michael Jordan
Obama and Patti LaBelle
Obama and...

thebigblackwolfe:

bookishboi:
freshest-tittymilk:
cultureunseen:
Obama and _____

Obama and Oprah Winfrey
Obama and Denzel Washington
Obama and Stevie Wonder
Obama and Jackie Chan
Obama and Michael Jordan
Obama and Patti LaBelle
Obama and Spike Lee
Obama and Beyonce/Jay Z
Obama and Alicia Keys
Obama and Al Sharpton
The white house has never seen so many black people…
except for when it was built.
OOP

(via spongebobssquarepants)

(via trust)

solehimself:
“Florida based photographer Tyler Shields everyone 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
”

solehimself:

Florida based photographer Tyler Shields everyone 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

(via potamideriver)

me: *overthinks everything and cries*
*5 minutes later*
also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

You: later gator
Me, an intellectual: the future holds a large reptile

stability:

he deserves it

threetrollsandadryad:

threetrollsandadryad:
recalcitrantquibblings:
I can’t believe how easily you all abandon the Halloween spirit just because its November now. The way I see it, Halloween isn’t over until you’re forced to take off the skeleton mask because its making your little cousin cry at Thanksgiving dinner.
You think this is a joke?
Its this time of year again

(via civilwhore)

officer: license and registration
me: *hands officer a card*
officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly
me: yes
officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night